What's the Big Ikea?

It's not bullshit. A picture of the Ikea madness.
Nine ambulances had to be sent to the opening of the biggest Ikea store in England, after greedy Swede-o-philes trampled one another to get their mitts on shoddily assembled cardboard desks. A clip of the madness:
Video footage showed shoppers fighting over furniture - one man was pinned against a wall by a burly customer as they argued over a sofa - while others were stretchered into ambulances.
But hey, remember, this is a country full of toothless incomprehensibles who eat meat pie, so nothing should surprise you.

(By the by, Brits, it's my lifelong goal to live in England, so relax... anyone looking for a wife? Anyone? No? Wife? ... Anyone? No? Wife? My obsession with Little Britain should prove I'm the real thing.)
Note to Americans: Go on Ebay right now, and purcahse a 2 DVD set of the show from a couple of sellers who burn the discs themselves, hence they're Region 1 playable. (The normal UK Region 2 DVD's don't work in our machines). It's only like 18 bucks with shipping, and I guarantee it's one of the funniest things you'll ever see.

p.s. I'm Gow-geous.