Enema of Distaste

Don't even try submitting this for a Darwin Award. I am waaaay ahead of you.

Woman Gives Husband Lethal Enema

Lethal Enemas: Not a DVD starring Charles Bronson. In fact, a woman poured two big bottles of sherry into her alcoholic husband's asshole to give him that midday buzz us drunks just love. Let's just say he was wrecked(um...), and dropped dead. Imagine what her mother-in-law thinks of her. Awkward!

And now, a little palette cleanser:


Could it be sherry flavored? Nah...

And a baby giraffe for good measure: