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Drudge brings us a report that American Idol topped the State of the Union address last night.

Uh... hello? That literally is our State of the Union. People (read mentally ill/sweetly retarded) embarassing themselves and getting slammed on reality television to worldwide acclaim. At least on American Idol, black people actually have a shot at winning! (Although I still harbor major anger over Latoya London's loss last year -- by far my favorite idol contestant evah. Download her live tracks if you don't believe me and plotz.) And don't get me started on the obese and untalented!