The good news is I've been officially brought on board over at TVGasm. My "secret identity" over there is (drumroll)... youcantmakeitup. Imagine that.
Check out today's recap, American Idol: New Orleans, Same Old Garbage. And just keep in mind that I wrote it while on a temporary death bed.
Additionally: I have decided that when I get engaged, I will officially change my name to Feyonce' Collins. Now I just gotta worry about getting a ring on this hand.