"Vacation": Day 4

Check out my review of Tasty Bite Indian Food on McSweeney's Reviews of New Foods.

Miami's treating me pretty well, thanks for asking. I spent about 45 hours at the outlet mall today, and was so blinded by the miles of garbage that I began grabbing clearanced items at random. The final product:



Not to mention my feet are feeling the pain:



Also, it's true: Retarded people are for real.