Tumor Has It

Drudge brings us breaking news:
A report has come out showing that cell phones DO, in fact, cause brain tumors... not to mention dirty looks from elderly people.

Keep it down, you little bitch.
Now, is it just me, or is this "breaking story" about five years old?
Anyway, I don't buy it for a second. Check out this little girl: She's had a cell phone since the age of 5, and she's just fine.

Hello? What, Grandma? I can't hear you...
My TUMOR won't stop singing Air Supply!