Monday, August 08, 2005

Hey Fellas!

Wanna watch some woman jerk-off a flashlight for a minute in some pretty safe-for-work porn? Check out the Everlife Flashlight!!

Not since the Deion Sanders Hot Dog Express has the world of rampant consumerism and penis-play blended so nicely.


I guess you can't say the same about me.


 
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