Ladies and Gentlemen

Ladies and Gentlemen:

Put down that sandwich you're eating.

Hang up the phone.

Zip up your fly.

Throw out your Swiffer Duster.

Close the Da Vinvi Code.

Update your calendar.

Compose a minuet.

Put a penny in your loafer.

Save that q-tip.

Clean off your glasses.

Pick up your dry cleaning.

Take a deep breath.

Pull up a chair.

I present to you:

The Hairy Ball Theorem.


Robin Williams: A Fan of the Theorem.