He's a Charmer, That Scott Tenorman!

It has become clear to me that a lot of you can't see the video posted below. Well, I can see it on my computer. I hadn't planned on that. What I DID plan on was offering up as a consolation prize the script for not only, hands down, the best South Park episode of all time, but I'm willing to say one of the top 10 funniest things I've ever seen on tv, ever.

It helps if you've seen it, as you can hear Cartman speaking as you read along, but hopefully it will provide some relief either way.

Scott Tenorman Must Die

Some pics and soundbites from the episode.