Jesus, looking an awful lot like "Fargo's" Peter Stormare.
Sometimes I wonder, if I was offered a role on Broadway, any role, would I take it? And I think this montage from the Christian musical "The Promise" answered that very question for me: Yes. Yes I would take it. In a heartbeat. Hopefully as the rabid savage.
Click here to watch a 4 minute preview of the musical and a scene where Jesus rides a donkey side saddle. It's always been my dream to ride onto a Broadway stage, on a donkey, sidesaddle, with flowing brown locks.