Beware of Grizzly Hair
Look, if I had a 20 foot turd growing out of my head, I'd want to win an award too, ok?
Man Goes for Guinness Longest Hair Record
posted by Michelle Collins on Tuesday, June 22, 2004
You've got something on your face. No.... a little higher. Yeah, there. Oh, that's a mole? Oh.... [long pause.] It's pretty.