God is in the Freak-tales
Have you ever been noshing on Pringles, when the next thing you know, you find a powdery ranch image of Jesus staring you in the face? Miracle? Coincidence? Chips in a cardboard tube? That's crazy!
Thanks to Freddy, a longtime paranormal junkie and fan of all things totally fucking mad, there is an online documentation of various "Jesus Is In My Oatmeal" sightings.
What is perhaps the craziest is this little optical illusion, which I have posted above. For starters, this is obviously a very loose interpretation of what Jesus looks like. It's more like the result of a sweaty night of passion between Vincent Gallo and Skeletor.
Back to the magic of optics. Freddy instructs:
Concentrate on the four little dots in the middle
of the picture for about 30 seconds.
Then close your eyes and tilt your head back.
Keep them closed...you will see a circle of light.
Continue looking at the circle...
WHAT DO U SEE?
Wait... Wait a minute... Gasp! There it is! Someone with way too much time on their hands!*
Freddies Paranormal Horizons
*Today's winner for the "Pot Calling Kettle Black" Award.