Blind Item!!!

I heard some juicy gossip from a very reliable source, so in keeping with today's blind posts, decided to pen a blind item for my decidedly sighted audience. Here goes:

Which tweeny-bopper matinee idol has been bopping more than just her Hollywood husband? Seems this small but mighty starlet is fulfilling computer nerd fantasies everywhere by laying members of the femme persuasion. Her husband’s been a real prize about the whole thing, and who can blame him? His wife is pulling in more bank and skank than he ever dreamed possible. But is her sassiness in the bedroom turning into more than just casual fun? Or will this fairy tale marriage survive her kinky habit?

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