Let Sleeping Goats Lie
What is this world coming to?
State representatives in Washington are passing a bill that would make goatnapping a crime, neigh, a felony.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you: Is this a crime?
Or this?
Since when is being adorable a crime? Because if cuteness is against the law, slap on the cuffs and throw away the key! GUILTY AS CHARGED.
But on a serious note, isn't it funny that they couldn't call it KIDnapping? Because human babies and goat ones are called the same! Get it?!?
Here's a video of a tiny goat fainting.
All Kidding Aside: JUST A REMINDER... In a few weeks, cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sales calls. Check out www.donotcall.gov to remove your number from the list.
State representatives in Washington are passing a bill that would make goatnapping a crime, neigh, a felony.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you: Is this a crime?
Or this?
Since when is being adorable a crime? Because if cuteness is against the law, slap on the cuffs and throw away the key! GUILTY AS CHARGED.
But on a serious note, isn't it funny that they couldn't call it KIDnapping? Because human babies and goat ones are called the same! Get it?!?
Here's a video of a tiny goat fainting.
All Kidding Aside: JUST A REMINDER... In a few weeks, cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sales calls. Check out www.donotcall.gov to remove your number from the list.