Best New Slang Part II

This time, of my own creation, and repeated at least 700 times this past weekend:

- When something is funny:

"That is HILARIE Clinton!" (pronounced like the first 3 syllables of hilari-ous.)

or

"Who do you think you are, HILARIE Clinton?!"

also

-When something is, well, you'll see:

"Slam you shut, you're adore!!"

You can also shorten this once it's become part of your everyday vernacular to: "Slam it shut!" Then, when people ask you why, you can zing em.

Whilst this last "slang" usage was met with resounding boos from my nearest and dearest, I truly believe that it will stand the test of time and friendship.


SLAM VAL KILMER SHUT AND LOCK HIM UP! HE'S ADORE!


Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Slam! Them! Shut!!


... (staring). You can leave this one unlocked and wide open to prey. She's so not adore, she's literally a jar.