Best New Slang Part II
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This time, of my own creation, and repeated at least 700 times this past weekend:
- When something is funny:
"That is HILARIE Clinton!" (pronounced like the first 3 syllables of hilari-ous.)
or
"Who do you think you are, HILARIE Clinton?!"
also
-When something is, well, you'll see:
"Slam you shut, you're adore!!"
You can also shorten this once it's become part of your everyday vernacular to: "Slam it shut!" Then, when people ask you why, you can zing em.
Whilst this last "slang" usage was met with resounding boos from my nearest and dearest, I truly believe that it will stand the test of time and friendship.
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SLAM VAL KILMER SHUT AND LOCK HIM UP! HE'S ADORE!
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Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Slam! Them! Shut!!
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... (staring). You can leave this one unlocked and wide open to prey. She's so not adore, she's literally a jar.