Celebrity Emoticons

Sometimes, when Instant Messaging with friends, words just can't describe feelings. And so, instead, we replace our virtual amygdalas with little faces, or "emoticons", made up of two or more random symbols which, when put together, make a little face. For example: "I got a raise! :)" or "My son has to repeat the 3rd grade :(" etc.

On certain programs, those little faces are converted into more elaborate drawings, for example:


But sometimes, in this celebrity obsessed world of ours, those little faces aren't gonna describe jack-squat. Sometimes, we Americans and those abroad are in need of a little celebrity shortcut once in a while.

With this in mind, I would like to present to you: Celebrity Emoticons. Hopefully, they will speak for themselves.


BEN AFFLECK:



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DONALD TRUMP:



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BRITNEY SPEARS:



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KEVIN FEDERLINE:



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BABY SPEARS, AKA "SEAN PRESTON":



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TOM CRUISE:



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KATIE HOLMES:



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NICOLE RICHIE:



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LINDSAY LOHAN:



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TARA REID: