We Won't Settle For Anything Less

My friend Lang and I decided we are only going to date male models. "But where do they hang out?" we queried. So, obviously, we googled "Male Model Hangouts".

And, somehow, we found ourselves...

in Gay Key West.


God, that bath looks fun! Did someone say "fetal alcohol syndrome"? My uterine lining just did!

Also, I really dig how polite these two are.

p.s. Instead of going to "Gay Key West", Lang and I have decided to begin our search in "Redundant, North Redundancy."