Stalk Market

This message goes out to all my beautifully deformed stalkers out there interested in creeping me out in the flesh or otherwise:

Tonight, I'll be guest co-hosting with Derek Hartley on "The Derek and Romaine Show" on SiriusQ, Channel 149. I was a guest on the show last week, had the absolute best time, and am super-psyched about rehashing all the fun I had last week On Air.

Then, tomorrow night:

I performed on Sunday night with this gentlemen, and he was hysterical. In the week following, we've come extremely close personal friends, sharing our most intimate details about ourselves through the ease and virtual anonymity of "e-mail" (the "e" stands for "extra-saucy-like-bernaise".)

His name is Michael Cyril Creighton, and I'll be doing a short set tomorrow night at a benefit for the Nicole DuFresne Scholarship Fund. It's a great cause, and I'm honored to be a part of it, so you should all come!! Here's the info:

MCC (finally) Has His Way (with Women)

An Evening of Comedy
to benefit The Nicole duFresne Memorial Scholarship
Fund

Join us Saturday, June 18th at 7 p.m. for MCC
(finally) Has His Way (with Women) an evening of
alternative comedy, which will benefit the Nicole
duFresne Memorial Fund at Emerson College. Doors
Open at 6:30 pm.

Michael Cyril Creighton spent his childhood wearing
bow ties, drinking pickle juice and memorizing all of
Madeline Kahn's films line by line. Some people
said, Michael is a strange child. Time has passed
and MCC decided to ditch the bow ties, but he'll
always have a fondness of funny women. On this
night of comedy, MCC will be joined by some of his
favorite funny femmes: Becky & Noelle (Inspecting
the
Bucket, Fringe NYC), Desiree Burch (SMUT), Pat
Candaras (Grandmotherf***er), Michelle Collins
(Votergasm.org), Nancy Giles (CBS News
Sunday Morning, China Beach), Rachael Parenta,
Jennie Smith, and Becky Yamamoto as "Rosie Mc
Davis".

Admission is $10.00 and the proceeds from this
evening will be donated to The Emerson College
Nicole duFresne Memorial Scholarship Fund**

**The Nicole duFresne Scholarship at Emerson
College was established in February 2005.The
College
has received contributions from family, friends,
classmates, Emerson alumni, acquaintances and
people who never met Nicole.

The scholarship will be awarded annually to a socially
conscious female with financial need who is studying
acting and/or playwriting and demonstrates a passion
for learning.

Nicole will always be remembered and future
generations of young women will also have the
opportunity to develop, grow and find their voices at
Emerson College.

MCC (finally) Has His Way (with Women) will take
place on Saturday June 18th at

Galapagos Art Space 70 N. 6th Street.
Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Show at 7pm

Admission is $10.00

In the meantime, I took the day off of work, and since I consider "blogging" equivalent to "unpaid kinda-fun but ultimately emotionally and carpally-draining" work, this post is soon to be over. So while I'm away, read up on this article, which finally proves that age old thought-provoker: People with big brains are really and truly smarter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take a quick nap and then run my usual vocal warm-ups to Mozart's "Queen of the Night" aria from "The Magic Flute".


Mother always said, the bigger the head, the smaller the hips.